my babies!

full name

world president lord alpha female dr flea donk hitachi pedophile destroyer serial killer

first born daughter • spoiled princess

traits

observant
nonchalant
affectionate (only when inconvenient)

status

begging for an early dinner

aka son of sam, beeb, beeper, bum bum

spicy rescue turned sweetiepie

traits

confident
brave
bird lover

status

waiting for an opportunity to scratch the carpet